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DarthTanya
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Name: Tanya
Birthday: 4/16/1984
Gender: Female
Interests: Literate and stylish,
Kissable and quiet.
That's what girls dreams are made of,
and that's all you need to know. You have it or you don't.
Expertise: I talk so much I'm sure I didn't realize I'd gone crazy. Didn't catch my bloody nose or that my heart tried to explode.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Art
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  darthtanya
Member Since:
10/9/2002
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| My parents left for a week-long cruise today. As soon as my sister and brother came back from dropping them off they said, "Are you ready to get it started?"
"Oh, are you having friends over?" I asked.
"No, we're making the fucking biggest sheet fort ever!"
TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
The average person ingests about a ton of food and drink each year.
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| I had a bag of mixed nuts and soon realized that it contained acorns. "People eat acorns?!" I said to myself. Well, I tasted one and was utterly unimpressed, so I carefully placed the rest of the acorns in a row on my balcony for the squirrells. After a few days went by and all of my acorns were still there, I realized that there is no possible way for the squirrells to get onto my balcony. The trees are not close enough and there is nothing for them to climb. So here, I've been teasing these poor cold, hungry squirrells all week. I shall have to toss some acorns to the ground for them tomorrow. TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
When he was a child, Blaise Pascal once locked himself in his room for several days and would not allow anyone to enter. When he emerged, he had figured out all of Euclid's geometrical propositions totally on his own. | | |
| I've been a busy little bee. I'm making a scrapbook of last summer's adventures. I also made peanut butter eggs for Easter. It was my first attempt, which is why I made them so early, but they turned out just fantastically! Ouch, I went jogging today and I think I pulled something in my back. Don't quite know how that happened, but Sean will be happy to know I'm trying not to whine about it much. TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
The world's two largest dams are both in Russia. They are the Inguri (988 feet high) and the Nurek (984 feet high). | | |
| Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Here I am, up at Sean's apartment for the weekend, and I didn't even pack a green shirt!!!
At least I have red hair.
TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
"Big cheese" and "big wheel" are Medieval terms of envious respect for
those who could afford to buy whole wheels of cheese at a time, an
expense few could enjoy. Both these terms are often used sarcastically
today.
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| An interesting encounter: The doorbell rings and I am expecting my uncle. I open the door with a big smile and say, "Hi" But, no one is on the porch. A young man is instead standing in our yard throwing a snowball. "Oh, Hi" he says to me. We stand in an awkward silence as I try to remember if I should know him from somewhere.
After a moment of silence and two snowballs thrown at nothing he says, "I was just making deliveries in the neighborhood."
"Oh, do you need me to sign for a neighbor?" I ask. Thinking maybe the person he was delivering to wasn't home.
He looks off the the side and says, "No, I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by."
Again, I rack my brain trying to think where I should know him from. He is not familiar at all.
After a few more minutes of awkward and pointless conversation I realize he works for Omaha Steaks and was trying to get me interested in buying meat from him. Even if I would have been interested, he was such a moron I couldn't imagine ever buying anything from him. TODAY'S TRIVIA TIDBIT:
No one has ever discovered two snowflakes with exactly the same crystal pattern. "The healing power of alcohol only works on scrapes and nicks, and not on girls in seedy bars who drown themselves in it." ~Bayside I'm going out tonight. | | |
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